Puzzles of life !!!

"The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives."

"No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar."

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."

"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out."