Puzzles of life !!!

"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."